Borat Sagdiyev

Okay for those who are fucking n00bs and dunno what to post there gimmick as I have this to show you...n00bs

Name: Borat Sagdiyev
Alias (Nickname) : JewKiller (YOU AREN'T ACTUALLY ALLOWED THIS!)

Alignment: Tweener
Gimmick: Here to find out how wrestling can benefit most glourious country of Kazakhstan

Age: (TWG AGE!) **

Height: (BE REALISTIC!) 6' (6 foot) 5" (5 inches)
Weight: (AGAIN, BE REALISTIC!) 168 lbs (168 pounds THIS MUST BE POUNDS!)

Hometown: (NO SHIT LIKE MARS OR SUMMAT DUMB!) Kazakhstan ShitHole Town IV

Background: (NO SHITTY ONE'S WHERE YOU WERE A DOMINATOR BEFOREHAND IF YOUR A LOW LEVEL)

Jagshesmash! My name'a Borat and I like you! do you like me? Will you be my boyfriend?
I come's from'a Kazakhstan (THIS PLACE ACTUALLY EXIST'S!) and my family is'a famouses to ALL my people's I live with.
My mother is oldest woman in ALL of Kazakhstan, she is 43! My Father is the legendary rapist Boltok the Rapist and is very well loved by our People's.
My sister is 4th greatest prostitute in all of Kazakhstan and has a BlowScar for best Oral Relief-er and has won many awards for her Hnd Skills too!
This makes my familys'a proud of her and makes my Chram happy too as I am her pratice dummy, but dummy as in retard like my brother Bilak, he is REAL retard and my sister finds it funny to tease him with her tight anoos and vageen and taunts him by saying " You will never get this"! You will never get this!" While he is locked up in his cage, but one day he broke his cage and boy did he get's it!

Well as for me I am Kazakhstan's Journalists and I travel the world to fins all cultures weird and retarded and now I am's'a here in TWG's to try your culture of Man on Man wrasslin' where we make lots of contact which would lead my peoples to think we were shagging.
Well thank you for listening Gooding'a Bye!

Saying's: JEW! Gypsy! Tatse my balls Jew bitch!

DO NOT COPY OR REPEAT WHAT YOU HAVE SEEN HERE! IT IS NOT SERIOUS AND IS NOT TO BE USED AS A REAL INTRODUCTION!

You gypsy rapist!

LMAO.

Now for all the NOOBs, don't listen to the first guy because he has it all wrong anyway. Your gimmick is not your stats(That goes in your introduction)

Your GIMMICK is what your character is doing for the show, like if your a superhero, you save lives, if your a killer, you kill. What path is your character moving in and how your intending to get there.

Cykill pawned u there DVH ..... LOL

and to think I was going to ask you grimm to join the brotherhood

lol
And well... I think he's just posting what he saw from Borat O.O
Damn that was inappropriate. *Sigh*
Had to get some gypsies in my fed :/

Okay
1. Cykill your too old to have an opinion or affect on younger minds
2. Derrick you love the gypsies
3. Grimmjow pwnage is a word used to describe 'ownage' by noobs so lease use better vocabulary next time
and finally
4. Cykill your old VERY Old in fact....VERY VERY OLD!

Cykill ... I can join the Brotherhood but I m bored =D

I may be old, but I have the experience to know a NOOB when I see one. Besides, you can try and talk the game, I was in the game. Vince, Bischoff or Jarrett know what a gimmick is. So I can honestly say I know of what I speak, not some kid

Cykill NEVER call me 'just some kid' that could quite possibly be the dumbest and most senile thing I've ever read you obviously have no idea who I am or what Im capable of, and if you ACTUALLY read that joke closely you'd see I put do not take this seriously about 5 times! That means 'I didn't do this seriously' strange that huh? Its not actually help but a joke, so you obvious don't know a JOKE when you see one. As for n00b you must of never heard of a 'mirror' or for yor time period a 'looking glass'.

Oh if you didn't realise I don't take insults that well.

Oh and I respect you for being in the buisness, that takes alotta guts to work in it, but come on, you don't just stereotype someone you don't know well unless they wear a hoody and carry a knife / gun.
Sorry for offending you too. I Really Am I.

Props in a match are used quite frequently. Besides, why are we arguing over this anyway, it's just that a gimmick is what your character is doing to promote themselves for matches, not stats that aren't of any use but to try and impress somebody. You and I both know that stats aren't impressing anybody here, if you read them, they all sound the same and I know they aren't 6'4" and 275lbs, unless it's Andre the giants newborn son maybe.

lol I totally agree with you xD Why are we arguing? Derrick close this topic.